when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
man fuck the thing
for those few sad people who do not know
i give you
can we please discuss blaine telling burt to shake it during YATSOML
got a family of 4 in my house :)X
my husband died, just me n the kids :(X
”we’re not calling him dad.”
i am legitimately interested in this story
every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.
we got a couple of dalmatians
goddammit cruella not this shit again
I tried to not reblog this.
Yo, last name Hummel, first name Kurt
You best show respect or you will get hurt
Yeah I have a shawty and his name is Blaine
The boy’s gotta booty that drive me insane
I have a voice that make the angels sigh
Always lookin’ real pretty, even when I cry
I dress real nice because I fuckin’ love fashion
I’m also a good guy, yeah I show compassion
New York here I come, no you won’t be the same
BECAUSE I’M KURT FUCKIN HUMMEL BEST REMEMBA THE NAME
If you say you didnt rap this then YOURE LYING.
I wonder where Kurt got that calendar…
#he ripped out the blaine ones and put them into the box he carefully hides under his bed #and everytime he feels alone and misses home #he pulls the box out from underneath his bed#opens the lid and looks at everything in front of him #like the gum wrapper ring blaine gave him as a promise to never stop loving him #or the picture of him and his dad #and the little brooch his mother gave him weeks before she died #and he smiles and picks up the calendar sides #stares at blaine’s face until the pain slowly fades away and warmth spreads through his tummy #he picks up his phone and without thinking presses 1 and calls #waiting for to hear the familiar voice #heart beating fast in his chest until… #”hello?” #”b..blaine…” #”kurt? is everything okay?”#”yeah i just.. i think i just missed you” #”i miss you too.. everyday” #”you.. you do?” #”of course i do” #and they settle into a easy conversation until kurt relaxes and can finally breathe again
my name is darren criss and music is my passion
help, i can’t stop laughing
@DietCokeUS You are the Thelma to my Louise!